This trade magazine advertisement for the 1964 reissue of Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window illustrates why the master director wouldn't make it past the studio gates today. Hitch's morbid sense of humor would have seen him sued by mental health professionals and murderers who claim that he was mocking the psychological demons that caused them to commit crimes. Then, Oprah would have devoted an entire hour to the tragic tales of the theater owners who are "threatened" in the ad for not showing the film. On air, theyu would relate that the ad has been so traumatic that they hadn't been able to sleep in weeks!