There's an old Hollywood adage about the young starlet who was naive enough to think she could get to the top by sleeping with a writer. Indeed, writers are the primary reasons movies get made. Without a viable script, there would be nothing to shoot. Yet, screenwriters have routinely griped about how they feel they are left at the altar once filming begins. In fact, unless there is a specific need to have the writer on the set, most producers and directors would prefer that they remain removed from the filming process, probably because they might object to spontaneous changes made to the script. In "Sweet Liberty", Alan Alda's 1986 comedy that he starred in as well as wrote and directed, he plays a writer who finds himself in this dilemma. He plays Michael Burgess, a Pulitzer Prize-winning author of a historical account of important events that transpired in a North Carolina community during the American Revolution. He's delighted when a Hollywood studio buys the rights to his book (titled "Sweet Liberty") and plans to adapt it into a major film with big stars. Burgess's enthusiasm is short-lived, however, once the army of actors and technicians arrive to set up headquarters in the small town. The locals are understandably thrilled but when Burgess meets with the screenwriter, Stanley Gould (Bob Hoskins), he finds him to be a crude and unsophisticated character who would be right at home in a Scorsese crime movie. Burgess is appalled to find that Stanley has taken many historical liberties with "Sweet Liberty" at the behest of the studio bosses, who are only interested in morphing dramatic real-life events into a romantic comedy with plenty of T&A. Burgess's gripes are dismissed by the director (Saul Rubinek), who also views the production as just a pay check. He appeals to the film's star, matinee idol Elliott James (Michael Caine), but finds him to be a towel-snapping prankster with no regard for the historical accuracy of the character he is playing. Ultimately, he has a breakthrough with the more thoughtful leading lady, Faith Healy (Michelle Pfeiffer), who seems to understand the importance of bringing her character to the screen in a realistic and accurate way. This leads to some romantic encounters between Burgess and Faith, a situation that poses problems for his relationship with steady girlfriend Gretchen Carlsen (Lisa Hilboldt), who exacts her own form of revenge.
Alda's marvelous screenplay keeps in his usual pattern of writing comedies that avoid shooting for big belly laughs and concentrate on being mildly amusing throughout. As good as Alda is as an actor, he's equally impressive as a director and screenwriter, despite the fact that his "triple-threat" film ventures only resulted in a couple of boxoffice hits. Here he has assembled a wonderful cast and he gets the best of out every actor, including legendary Lillian Gish, the silent era film star who was still going strong in 1986. She appears in an admittedly superfluous subplot that seems written to simply squeeze her into the movie, but it's a joy to see her on screen this late in her career. Michelle Pfeiffer is well-cast as the seemingly vacuous diva who Burgess might be able to reach on an emotional level and Bob Hoskins is delightfully funny as the rough-around-the-edges but affable screenwriter who seems to have been chosen for the job simply because he's a reliable hack. I was also highly impressed by the performance of Lisa Hilboldt as Burgess's long-time girlfriend. Hilboldt has a terrific comedic timing and lights up the screen in her every appearance. It's surprising she never achieved major stardom. The key scene-stealer is Michael Caine, who plays a variation of Peter O'Toole's immortal Alan Swan character from "My Favorite Year". As Elliott James, he makes local women swoon and he uses this skill to seduce a local rich southern belle (Lois Chiles, in a rare comedic role) as well as any other woman who crosses his path. Elliott is reckless, self-centered and egotistical but he's also an irresistible charmer. A highlight of the film finds Elliott and Burgess engaged in an amusing fencing match that must have taken eons for both Caine and Alda to learn to perform.
"Sweet Liberty" is low-key comedy but a thoroughly amusing one. The Kino Lorber release has a typically impressive transfer. There is also a commentary track by film industry veterans and historians Daniel Kremer and Nat Segaloff that is very interesting and engaging, as they dispense informative facts about the production as well as Hollywood lore in general. There is also the theatrical trailer and a gallery of trailers for other KL releases. Highly recommended.
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BY LEE PFEIFFER
Scorpion, the video label that specializes in first-class releases of often second-rate films, does it again with Point of Terror, an obscure thriller from 1971. The film was the brainchild of star/writer/producer Peter Carpenter (Blood Mania). Never heard of him? Neither had I until this screener copy arrived. A bit of research reveals that Carpenter was a wanna-be star with grand ambition and modest talents - much like the character he plays in the film, which was directed by Alex Nicol. Sadly, Carpenter's reed-thin list of movie credits is due to the fact that he died young- in fact, shortly after this film was released. Carpenter, who personifies "beefcake", plays a lounge singer with a loyal following. However, he's frustrated that his fame is limited to a local restaurant. Although he has his pick of the female groupies, he's convinced he's destined for fame and fortune. He meets Andrea (Dyanne Thorne of Ilse, She Wolf of the S.S. fame), an uppercrust cougar who helps her impotent wheelchair-bound hubby operate his record empire. Before you can say "Wayne Newton", the pair is tossing and turning all night under the covers. Both characters are manipulative and unsympathetic, which makes it hard to empathize with either one. Andrea is using Tony as her boy toy, while he is using her clout to advance his record career. Soon, both are enmeshed in dastardly deeds including infidelity and murder.
The film has overtones of Play Misty for Me (i.e, sexual obsession taken to a lethal stage) but Clint Eastwood probably didn't lose any sleep worrying that the impact of his film would be diminished by this one. Carpenter himself is a strangely perplexing personality. At times, he resonates legitimate charisma, but at other times, his acting is grade school level. Additionally, the film's opening credits are set to a scene of Tony performing his lounge act- clad in bright red buckskins! It's doubtful this looked hunky even in 1971 and the sequence is unintentionally hilarious, reminding one of those scenes in which women faint in passion at the sight of Austin Powers prancing about in his underwear. Thorne gives a slightly more accomplished performance and gets to doff her top in a swimming pool to display her trademark assets. (This was the 70s, remember, and such sequences were all but obligatory for B level actresses.) The movie plods at times and the action is rather clunkily directed, but the film is generally engrossing. Scorpion has provided the usual bevy of extras including an interview with actress Leslie Simms, who has a role in the film. She also served as Carpenter's acting coach and reminisces with affection about her friendship with him. Thorne is also heard via a phone interview done for this release. As with Simms, she speaks highly of Carpenter. The DVD release also includes a trailer and the original poster art on the packaging, which deceitfully implies this is a horror film. Another nice job by Scorpion for a film that would otherwise be lost to the ages.
At some point in The Fastest Guitar Alive, a friend tells the
character played by rock legend Roy Orbison that he should stick to
guitar playing because he doesn't have much of a future as a gunslinger.
The same advice appears to have been given to Orbison about his future
as an actor, as this proved to be his big screen debut and farewell as a
leading man. The 1967 movie was the brainchild of producer Sam Katzman,
who was forever associated with schlock that often top-lined popular
singers. Often these poorly-made productions proved to be hits with the
youth audience and it was that philosophy that obviously led Katzman to
think that Orbison could be box-office gold. Katzman had previously
brought several Elvis Presley and Herman's Hermits films to the screen
with success, but his instincts were off track with The Fastest Guitar Alive. Even
by Katzman standards, the 1967 MGM Western comedy is a dud on all
levels. The fact that the Warner Archive has released the movie will
nevertheless be welcome news to Orbison fans, who will treat this an
anomaly in an otherwise distinguished career that saw him write and
perform some of the best known songs of his era.
In this dreary vehicle, Orbison plays Johnny, a gentle singer of ballads
who is partners with Steve (Sammy Jackson). Together, the men travel
through small towns selling snake oil medicine and performing in saloons
with a bevy of showgirls who accompany them (though all seem curiously
virginal). In reality, Johnny and Steve are spies working for the
Confederacy. They use their cover as troubadours to successfully
initiate the robbery of a Union gold shipment in San Francisco with the
hopes of bringing the loot to the fading Southern cause in Texas. The
slight plot is simply a necessary device to frame the numerous ballads
that Orbison gets to warble. It becomes clear that this was a film
designed to support a soundtrack album, not the other way around. To
make Johnny live up to the movie's title, he is given a guitar that must
have been designed by a frontier version of Q Branch: it has a
recoiling rifle that extends when a button is pressed. He uses this to
comic effect on an Indian tribe, the degrading depiction of which must
have been the primary cause for the emergence of Native American
activist groups.
The story ambles from one anemic comic setup to the next without
generating any evidence of wit on the part of the screenwriters.
Although some of Orbison's tunes are fairly good, every time he begins
to sing he is joined by an invisible chorus and full band, all hallmarks
of Katzman productions. The result is absurd, as Orbison is supposedly
plucking away love songs in intimate situations when the soundtrack
clearly has him lip-synching to records made in a state-of-the-art
studio. These unintentional laughs are the only guffaws in the entire
movie. The biggest flaw in the film is Orbison's performance. He looks
nervous and uncomfortable and delivers his lines like a frightened 8th
grader making his stage debut in the school annual play. With every line
he utters, I was reminded of that classic episode of The Honeymooners in
which Jackie Gleason's Ralph Kramden has a panic attack when filming a
live commercial as the Chef of the Future. He gets scant help from the
supporting cast, although old time Western character actors John
Doucette and James Westerfield bring a modicum of dignity to the
production. There is one curious aspect to the movie's legacy: it's the
only vehicle that ever allowed Iron Eyes Cody to co-star with Sam the
Sham, the lead singer of the 60s rock group The Pharaohs.
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All evidence suggests that Mark Robson was producer Val Lewton’s
“go to†director.Or, at the very least,
for his celebrated series of psychological horror and mystery films released by
RKO Radio Pictures 1943-1946.Of the six
thrillers produced, Robson would helm no fewer than four (The Seventh Victim (1943), Ghost
Ship (1943), Isle of the Dead
(1945) and Bedlam (1946).The latter two are perhaps the best
remembered of the four as both would feature free-agent boogeyman Boris Karloff
in a starring role.Though the first of
the Lewton horrors, The Cat People
(1942, directed by Jacques Tourneur) is likely the best celebrated of the six
films overall, I’ve always held a special fondness for Isle of the Dead.Now, revisiting
the film with this stunning Blu ray transfer, I’m as impressed as ever with Robson’s
claustrophobic direction, the thoughtful scripting of Ardel Wray and Josef
Mischel and the film’s gloomy atmospherics.
The grim tone is in evidence from the film’s first scene.The setting is the first Balkan War of
1912-1913.In a tented military station,
the stoic and emotionless General Nikolas Pherides (Boris Karloff) coldly and wordlessly
motions to “Vitus,†a non-victorious-in-battle army officer to take his own
life.Judging only by Pherides’ coldly
flat and dissociative emotional countenance, this suggested honorable suicide
is the only dignified manner in which Vitus can repent for the troop losses
suffered under his command.Karloff’s
uncompromising and single-minded General Pherides has earned the appellation of
“The Watchdog.â€We can well understand
why since few who come in contact with him will escape his suspicious gaze.
Karloff chooses to take a brief sabbatical from the
frontline.He’s not looking to enjoy a
brief respite far from the battlefield.He wants to visit the grave of his wife who is buried on a gloomy remote
island not far where the frontline of the war rages.Pherides’ is understandably angered when he
discovers his wife’s body is missing from her crypt.When a siren voice is heard singing somewhere
off in the gloom, Pherides is certain that the sonorous voice heard is that of
the “Despoiler of Graves.â€A war
correspondent from the Boston Star
newspaper, Oliver Davis (Marc Cramer), has tagged along on this trip to the
island.He isn’t as certain that the
woman heard singing was a grave robber.But he’s well aware that General Pherides is uncompromising in judgment once
his stubborn belief system is fixed.
The two men soon discover the gloomy island is not
uninhabited as they were led to believe.The cottage on the isle is currently being occupied by an archeologist and
several guests.The General obviously
had not visited his wife’s grave site for some time. He learns from archeologist
Albrecht (Jason Robards Sr.) that the graves had been rummaged through almost
fifteen years prior, the unfortunate result of peasants searching for valuable
artifacts and antiquities.The cottage
is presently filled with living and breathing guests as Pherides arrives, but
this is a situation that will soon change.Several begin to drop off almost immediately, and the most reasonable
explanation for the deaths is that a deadly virus is blowing in from the
mainland.Pherides initially seems to
agree an infectious virus is the culprit as he recalls the 6th
Division of his army was recently brought down by some sort of plague.“The horseman on the pale horse is
pestilence,†he gravely intones, in the chilling manner that Karloff always excels.
Isle
of the Dead is a psychological-horror film of the first
order.Karloff’s Pherides may appear, at
first, as a man of confident action and an unflinching patriot on a mission.But whether it was the savagery of war or the
insidious inhalation of the virus – of perhaps due to the desecration of his
wife’s tomb – Pherides’ mental state crumbles as the film spools on.As we have witnessed in the film’s opening scene,
the General is hardly a man of mercy.The cold manner in which he would goad the “honorable†suicide of one of
his own officers is without emotion.He
is hardly less empathetic in his treatment of fellow countrymen.He informs that he once destroyed a village
and all of its inhabitants due to their refusal to pay taxes.“He who is against the Greeks,†is not
Greek,†he icily seethes.
As the cottage’s guests and residents begin to fall ill –
and pass away – from the mysterious illness that’s sweeping through the island,
the increasingly mentally anguished General begins to believe the paranoid
nattering of a superstitious housekeeper, Madame Kyra (Helene Thimig).Earlier described in the film as a mere “odd,
but harmless†woman, the dour and suspicious Kyra doesn’t believe in such
things as science or infectious viruses.She believes the evil that has suddenly befallen on the island is actually
the result of a vorvolaka.The vorvolaka is essentially, a creature of
Greek folklore akin to the vampire legends of neighboring Slavic
countries.
Kyra is certain that young Thea (Ellen Drew), the “sirenâ€
in the graveyard and the beautiful nursemaid of the unfortunately catatonia-prone
Mrs. Mary St. Aubyn (Katherine Emery), is actually a life-draining vorvolaka who should be eliminated.Mrs. Aubyn’s husband (Alan Napier) is among
the first to die from the infectious virus, and the widow is absolutely
terrified of being pronounced dead and prematurely interred due to her catatonic
propensity.Her fear is reasonable.Things being as unsettled as they are on the Isle of the Dead, Mrs. Aubyn has good reason
to be fearful of the possibility.
"One of the most brutal and unforgettable crime films ever made, "Cry of a Prostitute" is now presented in its degenerate glory uncut in HD for the very first time!"
So reads the blurb on the Blu-ray sleeve of Code Red's new release of the Italian crime thriller "Cry of a Prostitute", a 1974 "B" movie directed by Andrew Bianchi. Although I was ignorant of the film until the screener arrived, apparently it has built a reputation over the decades because, even by Italian crime movie standards of the era, it was considered to be outrageously violent, tasteless and shocking. Obviously, I couldn't resist indulging...The film certainly lives up (or down) to the Code Red blurb and is representative of Italian movie-goers' obsession with violent crime movies during this period. The movie follows in the tradition of throwing everything but the kitchen sink into the screenplay: spectacular shoot-outs, a stone-faced anti-hero who is just as vile as the villains, a Morricone-inspired score and plenty of nudity and sexual abuse. This "something for everyone" scenario also includes the Italian cinematic tradition of blatantly cribbing plot devices from older films. It can be said that if you ever desired to see Leone's "A Fistful of Dollars" incorporated with Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet", your ship has finally come in.
As with many Italian films, an American leading man was imported to give the movie some additional luster and boxoffice appeal in the USA. In this case, it's Henry Silva, who plays Tony Aniante, a grim, unsmiling assassin who is brought to Sicily by a mob boss who hires him to neutralize a rival Mafia don. It seems the other gang is involved in a particularly insipid practice of using the bodies of deceased children to secrete the movement of illegal drugs. It's pretty hard to find any humor in such a scenario but when you see the corpse of one of the children displayed on a roadway after an accident, it makes it painfully obvious that it is a dummy used in CPR training courses. Such are the glorious absurdities of "B" Italian crime movies. As in "A Fistful of Dollars", Silva ends up dividing his loyalties to between the crime families for his own personal gain. He also gets involved with Margie (Barbara Bouchet), the wife of one of the dons who saunters around the house half-naked and has a penchant for suggestively eating bananas at the dinner table. The only sympathetic characters in the film are a young couple from rival families who are in a forbidden love affair, hence the Shakespearean connection. The film is packed with trademarks of the Italian crime genre: over-the-top fight scenes and sound effects, bright red paint substituted for blood, confusing plot devices and a "hero" with a particular eccentricity: in this case, he whistles loudly and ominously before appearing out of nowhere to kill his rivals. In fact, the movie blatantly lifts several plot schemes from "For a Few Dollars More", including flashbacks of a murder and the notion that when a tune stops, someone dies. (In "For a Few Dollars More", the music came from a locket.) The most memorable aspects of the movie are the grotesque scenes of violence. There is a decapitation, a corpse cut up by a buzz saw, the squashing of bodies by a steamroller and the serial abuse of Margie, who is beaten to a pulp with a belt and then raped by Tony, who previously had raped her while shoving her face into the hanging open carcass of a pig. As in most films of this type, the abused and beaten woman is sexually stimulated by her mistreatment and doesn't hold a grudge. It's enough to make "Last Tango in Paris" seem like "Brief Encounter".
The title "Cry of a Prostitute" is a bit absurd because there are no prostitutes in the film, although we learn that Margie had been one some years before her marriage. The U.S. distributor simply wanted a commercial title and so, voila!
The Code Red release is derived from "the 2017 HD scan from the original negatives with major extensive color correction done here in America". In general, it looks sensational, although on a few occasions there are still some glaring artifacts remaining.The print used for the transfer is the English-language version which features the requisite hilarious dubbing found in such movies of the era. (Even American Henry Silva is dubbed.) While it is generally best to view foreign films in their native language with English sub-titles, in a case like this, we have to be grateful for what we have. The only extras are separately viewed main titles for the U.S. release, a U.S. TV spot and an abundance of trailers for similarly-themed films.
All told, kudos to Code Red for continuing the good fight to salvage and present movies that would otherwise be lost to time. This one is definitely an acquired taste so we don't recommend it for suggested viewing on a first date.
We
moviegoers are a caring, law-abiding community, or at least we’re assumed to
be, but regardless of how timid or tender-hearted we are, producers know that
we’re usually pushovers for movies about Big Heists.As long as the crime is perpetrated against
an institution like a bank, a multinational corporation, or a casino, and no
person is threatened or injured, the protagonists’ antisocial behavior becomes
an abstraction.We’re free, vicariously,
to admire their ingenuity and tenacity as they carry out their complicated
scheme.But what if the story is based
on a big payout that directly endangers an innocent person?Then it becomes harder to sell the concept as
escapist entertainment, as journeyman filmmakers Stanley Kubrick and Hubert
Cornfield discovered in the mid-1950s, when they both became interested,
independently, in a 1953 novel by Lionel White.
“The
Snatchers†revolved around a kidnapping, an acceptable premise for White’s
paperback readership at the time but anathema in Hollywood under the rigid
Production Code that governed movie content then.Given the unlikelihood of studio backing,
Kubrick turned his attention to another White novel, this one about a racetrack
heist, “Clean Break,†which became the basis for “The Killing†(1956).Cornfield continued to eye “The Snatchers,â€
developing a screenplay that he eventually proposed to producer Elliott
Kastner, his former agent.By then, the
studios had become less squeamish about the subject matter.Kastner and his executive producer Jerry
Gershwin attracted A-list talent for the starring roles.Written and directed by Cornfield, “The Night
of the Following Day†opened on February 19, 1969.
In
the movie, now available in a Kino Lorber Blu-ray special edition, a pretty,
well-dressed 18-year-old (Pamela Franklin) lands at Orly Airport in Paris.There she’s met by a chauffeur.As she soon learns, the fake driver, Bud
(Marlon Brando), is a career criminal who has teamed with three others to
kidnap her for ransom from her wealthy father.The girl recognizes Vi (Rita Moreno), Bud’s lover, as a friendly
attendant whom she had seen on the flight into Orly.Vi’s brother Wally (Jess Hahn) is Bud’s
friend and the one who devised the scheme.The fourth kidnapper, Leer (Richard Boone), has an intimidating demeanor.Initially he seems to be calm and reasonable,
but the girl remains frightened, and we can hardly blame her.Was any actor then or now more intimidating
than Richard Boone?The kidnappers hide
the girl in a beachside cottage on the Normandy coast and contact her father
with a complex procedure for delivering the ransom money.
Fractures
begin to open in the crooks‘ partnership in short order, endangering the
orderly completion of the crime according to plan -- a staple of the Big Heist
formula.The unstable Vi has a history
of drug addiction, and Leer is a sadistic pedophile who begins terrorizing
their hostage.Bud and Wally feel their
control slipping.Vi sneaks into the
bathroom to snort coke.She gets high
and fails to carry out an important assignment.Leer’s behavior becomes more aggressive, and in a quick trip to Paris to
nail down the gang’s planned escape by air, he secretly sabotages the
arrangement and institutes one for himself that will leave his associates in
the lurch, or worse.Al Lettieri has a
brief appearance in that sequence, credited as “Alfredo Lettieri,†under which
name he was also an associate producer of the picture.Back on the beach, Vi happens to meet a
friendly fisherman who turns out to be the local gendarme.Wally says not to worry, the policeman is a
“hick local cop†who can be kept in the dark for the two days needed to collect
the ransom, but Bud isn’t so sure.His
growing anxiety leads to a near-meltdown and a memorable line, delivered with
inimitable Brando intensity:“Do you
know what they do in this country?They
cut off your head, Wally.They cut off
your head!â€
On
its release, “The Night of the Following Day†was a critical and commercial
disappointment.“Dull, stilted, and
pointless,†Howard Thompson said in The New York Times.Roger Ebert said it “works . . . as a
well-made melodrama†but asked, “Should Brando be wasting his time on this sort
of movie?â€It was a question that
critics usually asked in that era, whenever a new Brando film opened.Instead of examining the intrinsic merits or
shortcomings of the picture at hand, the critical notices became referendums on
the controversial star.Not that Brando
seemed to care.
Reviewers
and audiences were also confused if not offended by the ending of the thriller,
which seemed to undercut the neo-noir storyline that they had taken at face
value.Some viewers wondered whether the
final scene had been slapped on, post-production, to add a surprise departing
punch at the expense of maintaining the audience’s goodwill.In a commentary recorded for a 2004 DVD
release, before his death in 2008, Cornfield addressed the question.He said that he had written the movie that
way all along, inspired by the conclusion of a classic British picture from two
decades before.I like his subversive
twist, but your mileage may vary.
Cornfield’s
2004 commentary, included as a feature on the Kino Lorber Blu-ray, also
revisits the director’s troubled interactions with Brando.Cornfield says he was elated when Kastner
reported that Brando had signed on to star, but the two soon began to butt
heads, andthe relationship became
untenable.We don’t have Brando’s side
of the story, at least not in so many words, but maybe it’s expressed in a
scene that Cornfield implies he didn’t direct.As he sees the ransom scheme unraveling, Bud (Brando’s own childhood
nickname) vents at Wally:“I want out of
this thing!â€Wally calmly insists that
everything will work out, mostly because he wants it to.That only raises Bud’s temperature even
higher.“You’re crazy, you son of a
bitch!â€he storms.Against the backdrop of today’s bland movie
landscape populated by blander actors, Brando’s sustained ferocity in the long,
largely improvised sequence is electrifying.Cornfield said that the star changed some of the elements of the script
considerably, such as the relationships between Bud and Vi, and Bud and Pamela
Franklin’s character.Cornfield claimed
that Brando’s changes damaged the picture, but in the actor’s defense, the
final result seems dramatically better than the stuff that went out the window,
based on Cornfield’s synopsis.
In
addition to Cornfield’s track, the Kino Lorber edition also includes a new Tim
Lucas audio commentary that casts a wide net over Brando’s erratic 1960s
career, his longtime relationship with Rita Moreno, a comparison of the screenplay
with Lionel White’s source novel, and other aspects of the film.Other features include the original
theatrical trailer, a “Trailers from Hell†commentary by Joe Dante, and SDH
captions.
The Warner Archive has released the crime drama "Seven Miles from Alcatraz" on DVD.
It’s 1941, the day after Pearl Harbor. The nation is
nervous about the possibility of another bombing raid by the Japanese, and
nobody is more nervous about that possibility than Champ Larkin (James Craig)
and his pal Jimbo (Frank Jenks), two convicts doing time on Alcatraz. Champ’s a
pretty self-centered guy. He isn’t at all concerned about the war. It’s none of
his business. “If they want to fight, let ‘em fight.†he says. “Theres a law
says they can’t draft convicts. We’ll sit this one out.†(Jimbo’s a little more
thoughtful. “I don’t know, Champ,†he says. “Anybody pulls a sneak trick like
that is a rat and a rat means trouble here and there.â€)
When they see some Zeros coming in over the Pacific to do
a flyover of San Francisco, Champ decides it’s time to evacuate. As he says in
his voice-over narration, “It ain’t easy breaking out of Alcatraz, and we can’t
tell you how we did it because it’s a professional secret. But we had two
things going for us. A blackout and a heavy fog.â€
They try to swim to San Francisco in the dark but don’t
get far before the cops start shooting at them from a patrol boat. Luckily
there is a wooden crate floating in San Francisco Bay that night and they hide
inside it. The crate, by the way, and by sheer chance, has the name H. Schlom
stamped on it, which is some kind of inside joke, since Herman Schlom from
1940-52 was producer of second features for RKO, and was producer of “Seven Miles from Alcatraz.†They
elude the cops but drift out under the Golden Gate Bridge and land at a
lighthouse seven miles from the prison.
Living in the lighthouse are the lighthouse keeper,
Captain Porter (George Cleveland), his daughter Anne (Bonita Granville), a
comic relief guy named Stormy (Cliff Edwards, the voice of Jiminy Cricket), and
radio man Paul Brenner (Erford Gage). Champ and Jimbo take over the lighthouse
and hold the inhabitants prisoner. At first Champ, who hasn’t seen a woman in
five years, seems more interested in getting to know Anne better than continuing
with his escape. But, in the meantime, Brenner, the radio man, is receiving
coded message that he pretends he can’t understand. It turns out he’s working
with a small cell of German spies (Tala Birell, John Banner, [otherwise known
as Sgt. Schultz on Hogan’s Heroes], and Otto Reichow), who are hiding in San
Francisco, and are awaiting Brenner’s arrival by boat to ferry them out to the
lighthouse, which they’re going to use as a landing point for a U-boat coming
in through the Bay. Whew, I need to get my breath after that line.
When there’s another blackout, Champ decides it’s time to
split. He and Jimbo want to take the lighthouse keeper’s boat and take off, but
the lights come back on before they can get away. Things get further complicated
when the Nazis get another boat and arrive at the lighthouse. At first it looks
bad for the good guys, but Champ, being the self-centered cad that he is,
strikes a bargain with the Germans that will allow Jimbo and him to get out of
the country on the sub. Of course things go awry, and when Anne is placed in
danger, good old Champ, who’s quickly grown rather fond of the old girl, shows
his true colors and decides he won’t stay out of the fight after all. He springs
into action against the spy trio and sends the coordinates of the sub’s
location to the coast guard.
Well, it’s all pretty silly, but it’s entertaining in a
quaint sort of way, if you don’t mind the preposterous plot. The only really
noteworthy thing about it is that it was the first feature film Edward Dmytryk
directed for RKO Radio Pictures. You gotta start somewhere, right?
“Seven Miles from Alcatraz†is a low budget World War II
propaganda film released by the Warner Archive Collection in a bare-bones,
no-extras DVD. Picture and sound are okay, but nothing remarkable, which pretty
much sums it all up. If you’re a big fan of James Craig (and who isn’t) or
Bonita Granville (there may be a few still alive), an Edward Dmytryk
completist, or you just like lighthouses, this one’s for you.
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In 1958 a young Charles
Bronson came to ABC-Television in the fast-paced action drama “Man With
A Camera†which was loosely based on the popular radio series “Casey, Crime
Photographer†starring Staats Cottsworth and the earlier TV series
“Crime Photographer†starring Darren McGavin. Bronson played Mike
Kovac, a former WWII combat photographer now freelancing in New York City, who
specialized in getting the photographs that other lensmen couldn’t. His
assignments came from newspapers, insurance agencies, the police and private
individuals, all of whom wanted a filmed record of an event. His cases always
lead to danger, usually involving a good-looking damsel in distress. Kovac’s
police liaison was Lieutenant Donovan, well played by James Flavin, who
looked to the freelance cameraman for help with the cases the cops couldn’t
handle. To the viewer’s delight, Kovac employed the latest photographic
technology to solve a case, including a Minox III mini-camera fastened to his
belt; fisheye and telephoto lenses; and various other cutting-edge
technologies; even converting the trunk of his car into a portable darkroom
where he could develop his negatives on the spot. Character actor Ludwig
Stossel starred as Kovac’s immigrant father Anton, to whom Kovac frequently
came for advice.
As I've written in previous reviews, comedy is the most subjective type of movie genre. Two people view the same film and one finds it hilarious while the other sits stone-faced. Which brings us to the segment above from director Joe Dante's addictive "Trailers from Hell" web site. Here, filmmaker Larry Karaszewski weighs in on director Blake Edwards' 1966 madcap WWII comedy "What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?". Karaszewski finds the movie amusing enough to recommend, while I sat with the aforementioned stone face through most of it. Edwards was a highly successful writer/producer/director and was also capable of making memorable dramatic movies such as "Days of Wine and Roses" and "Experiment in Terror". His direction of "Breakfast at Tiffanys" ensured it would become a timeless classic and his collaborations with Peter Sellers on the Pink Panther films became the stuff of Hollywood legend. Yet, I've found that while I still find some laughs and value in most of Edwards' comedies, with the exception of "Tiffanys'", "The Pink Panther" and "A Shot in the Dark", many of his movies seemed far funnier back in the day than they do now. I had never seen "What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?" and looked forward to finally catching it as a streaming title on Amazon. It seemed to be a "can't miss" type of scenario: Edwards at the peak of his powers aided by an impressive cast headed by James Coburn (finally a leading man following recent success of "Our Man Flint"), Dick Shawn and some top-rung second bananas: Harry Morgan, Carroll O'Connor, Aldo Ray, Vito Scotti and Leon Askin. Additionally, he had the services of screenwriter William Peter Blatty, who had written the script for "A Shot in the Dark" a decade before he became a sensation with the publication of his novel "The Exorcist". Add to the mix a score by Edwards' frequent collaborator, the great Henry Mancini. It all looked promising but the end result fizzles in nearly every aspect.
The film opens with a traditional battle scene of American troops invading Sicily in 1943. General Bolt (Carroll O'Connor playing the type of commanding officer role he would recreate over the next couple of years in "The Devil's Brigade" and "Kelly's Heroes") informs his straight-laced humorless aide Captain Lionel Cash (Dick Shawn) that he needs to loosen up and get some battlefield experience and assigns him to lead a company of men to seize a German controlled local village that is deemed important to the U.S. advance. Cash has zero people skills and goes strictly by the book. He's shocked to find he's inherited a company of misfits and party animals who are temporarily under the command of Lt. Christian (James Coburn), who only encourages his men's undisciplined behavior. When Cash and the troops arrive at the village, they are shocked to find the Germans have abandoned it and their Italian allies are all too willing to surrender immediately as long as Cash agrees to allow them to hold their sacred annual wine festival. Cash concedes to avoid bloodshed and a wild, drunken evening ensues. The men enjoy their time in the village, making use of the wine and prostitutes. They also have a charismatic anti-Nazi Italian officer to interpret for them, Capt. Oppo (Sergio Fantoni), who also eschews military discipline in favor of the good life. Things are going swimmingly until General Bolt asks how the advance is going. Cash and Christian try to cover up their escapades by telling him they have encountered strong resistance and a battle for control of the town is raging. They reinforce this by filming phony battles scenes and sending them to HQ. Bolt is impressed and sets off with reinforcements, unbeknownst to Christian and Cash, who is quickly adopting the slovenly habits of his men.
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Latest Addition to the Paramount
Presents Line Debuts June 15, 2021
Classic John Sturges Western Starring
Kirk Douglas Makes Its Blu-rayâ„¢ Debut
Kirk Douglas and Anthony Quinn headline the suspenseful classic LAST
TRAIN FROM GUN HILL, arriving for the first time on Blu-ray in the
Paramount Presents line June 15, 2021 from Paramount Home Entertainment.
A gripping Western from director John Sturges—one of the greatest
filmmakers of the genre—LAST TRAIN FROM GUN HILL has been
remastered from a 6K film transfer of the original VistaVision negative for
exceptional picture quality. The limited-edition Blu-ray Discâ„¢ includes a
new Filmmaker Focus with film historian Leonard Maltin, access to a
digital copy of the film, as well as original theatrical trailers for Last
Train from Gun Hill, Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, The Furies, and The
Black Orchid. The Blu-ray comes in collectible packaging featuring a
foldout image of the film’s theatrical poster and an interior spread with key
movie moments.
Synopsis
LAST TRAIN FROM GUN HILL follows U.S. Marshal Matt
Morgan (Kirk Douglas) on the trail of his wife’s killer. Adding a dark
twist to the tale, the suspect's father is Morgan's longtime friend, cattle
baron Craig Beldon (Anthony Quinn). Morgan is determined to capture the
killer and take him away by the 9:00 train, against all odds.
About Paramount
Presents
This collectible line spans celebrated classics to film-lover
favorites, each from the studio’s renowned library. Every Paramount Presents
release features never-before-seen bonus content and exclusive collectible
packaging. Additional titles available in the Paramount Presents
collection on Blu-ray include: Fatal Attraction, King Creole, To
Catch a Thief, Flashdance, Days of Thunder, Pretty In Pink,
Airplane!, Ghost, Roman Holiday, The Haunting, The Golden Child, Trading
Places, The Court Jester, Love Story, Elizabethtown, The Greatest Show on
Earth, and Mommie Dearest.
Charles Cohen, the founder of the Cohen Film Collection, not only finances and distributes acclaimed independent films, but he also controls the rights to an impressive number of largely forgotten British films. Instead of letting them languish, Cohen has invested in bringing some of these titles to Blu-ray with stunning new transfers. The latest release is a Blu-ray double feature consisting of two modestly-budgeted murder-themed sagas. First- and most impressive- is "Cast a Dark Shadow", a 1955 noirish production with up-and-comer Dirk Bogarde in the lead role. He plays Edward Bare, a handsome and charismatic young man who, when we first meet him, is improbably newly wed to Monica (Mona Washbourne), an elderly woman with a sizable fortune who Edward dotes over and manipulates. Monica's lawyer Phillip Mortimer (Robert Flemyng) smells a rat but Monica is too delusional to believe Edward is manipulating her. When she turns up dead by "accidentally" inhaling gas fumes, Edward thinks her fortune will automatically go to him, but a legal snafu prevents it. He then sets his sights on a new victim: Freda Jefferies (Margaret Lockwood), a younger woman of means who is far more savvy in the ways of the world. Edward wines and dines her and they quickly wed but she makes it clear that her trust for her new husband doesn't extend to making him her beneficiary. When the couple has a chance encounter with Charlotte Young (Kay Walsh), a new resident in the region, Edward puts a new scheme in place- one that will involve deceiving both women in a deadly plot to enrich himself.
Under Lewis Gilbert's assured direction, Bogarde gives a terrific performance but he is more than matched by the two leading ladies, with Lockwood sensational in a BAFTA-nomiated performance as the tough-as-nails, streetwise new bride who has been marked for murder. Kathleen Harrison adds immeasurably to the merits of the film as Edward's timid, elderly maid. As with many low-budget British productions from this era, "Cast a Dark Shadow" demonstrates how the director and crew had to use necessity as the mother of invention. Gilbert manages to do a lot with very little, despite the minimum of exterior shots. John Cresswell's screenplay, based on Janet Green's modestly-successful West End production of "Murder Mistaken", presents a wealth of suspenseful moments and a good plot twist at the end. Bogarde, who was gay in real life, plays a character whose homosexuality is barely hidden. He peruses a "muscle man" magazine and suggests to newly wed Freda, for no apparent reason, that he should have a separate bedroom. Incredulous, she snaps, "I didn't get married for companionship!" Somewhat bemused, Edward resigns himself with having to rise to the occasion, even if his heart isn't in it. The film bristles with witty banter and great performances and the film is a "must see" for lovers of British cinema from this era.
The second feature, also based in London, "Wanted for Murder", is a bit more pedantic. As with "Cast a Dark Shadow", it isn't a mystery, as we know from the start who the villain is. In this case, he's Victor James Colebrook (Eric Portman), a snooty chap with a superiority complex that masks the fact that he still lives at home with his doting mother. His young girlfriend Dulcie (Anne Fielding) is enamored of him until she is swept off her feet by a younger, more dynamic man. Victor, who has been moonlighting a serial killer of young women, intends to make Dulcie his next victim as punishment for breaking off their relationship, though the script never tells us why the vibrant Dulcie would have been attracted to a ill-tempered sourpuss to begin with. There is a race against time as Scotland Yard inspector (the always-reliable Roland Culver) attempts to prove that Victor is the killer and save Dulcie in the process. Directed by Lawrence Huntington, the film moves at a brisk pace and is highly enjoyable despite some Poverty Row-type rear screen projection scenes. Performances are good and there is an impressive score by Mischa Spoliansky. As with the "Cast a Dark Shadow", the transfer is first-rate.
Bonus extras are limited to newly-created trailers for both films done in conjunction with the British Film Institute.
“Hercules
and the Captive Women†(1963), a sword-and-toga epic directed by Vittorio Cottafavi, has been released in
a Blu-ray special edition by The Film Detective.In the movie, a strange and seemingly
supernatural force from across the sea threatens ancient Greece.Troubled, the rival kings of the Greek
city-states gather to confront the problem.They do so in the same way that our modern leaders take the stage to
debate COVID relief, climate change, gun violence, and other crises.They posture, jeer at each other, and
dither.It’s left to King Androcles of
Thebes to set sail and figure out what’s going on.He seeks the help of his friend Hercules (Reg
Park), but the fabled strongman has promised his wife that he’ll stay home and
give up adventuring.Androcles can’t
even get the backing of his own advisors -- “the soothsayers, the senators, the
commanders of the army†-- so he’s left with a second-string crew of debtors
and jailbirds.Fortunately for the
success of his mission, Hercules comes along after all, although not of his own
choosing.With the help of Hercules‘
son, Illos, the king has drugged and shanghaied his friend.Not that the jovial Hercules seems to mind
when he wakes up after the ship is well out to sea.The decision was out of his hands, and his
friend needs his support.Anyway,
gorgeous wife back home or not, the legendary hero seems happy to get out of
the house.
Presently,
it’s revealed that the aggressor behind the weird phenomena is Antinea (Fay
Spain), the ruthless queen of Atlantis, who schemes to conquer the world.First, she needs to find the right consort
and grow her army of invincible warriors to large enough numbers.Androcles fails her test for a suitably
pitiless mate.He becomes an amnesiac
phantom who wanders her palace with a blank stare.She next approaches Hercules, but the
strongman is already committed to his wife, and besides, he wants nothing to do
with her scheme.Elsewhere on the
island, having rescued Antinea’s teenaged daughter Ismene from sacrifice, Illos
discovers a quarry where scores of starved and disfigured men are
imprisoned.Meanwhile, Hercules learns
that Atlantis harbors a stone with infernal properties.The stone formed from a drop of blood shed by
the god Uranus.Young boys are
confiscated from their families by Antinea and exposed to the stone’s
power.Those who succumb to the
radiation become supermen who join the expanding ranks of the queen’s
army.Those who resist it become
miserable scarecrows and are thrown into the pit with their predecessors.It’s up to Hercules in the usual formula of
such movies, from Steve Reeves’ “Hercules†in 1959 to Dwayne Johnson’s
incarnation in 2014, to administer justice and thwart Antinea’s tyrannical
plot.
“Hercules
and the Captive Women†debuted in Italy in 1961 as “Ercole
alla conquista di Atlantide,†at the height of the sword-and-sandal or “peplumâ€
genre.Released in the U.K. as “Hercules
Conquers Atlantis,†it impressed British critic Ian Cameron with the “strength
and economy†of Cottafavi’s direction.By the time it reached the U.S. in 1963 -- edited, dubbed, minus six
minutes of footage, and retitled by two B-movie entrepreneurs, Bernard and
Lawrence Woolner -- toga epics were already on the wane.I remember seeing the movie ad in the local
newspaper in July 1963.I was
interested, as what thirteen-year-old wouldn’t be?The ad showed a scantily clad blonde cowering
between a guy’s bare legs.She seems to
be staring up under the bottom of his tunic.A chalice dangles and drips suggestively from one of the guy’s hands.“Could she subdue this GIANT OF A MAN with
her SORCERY?’ the ad teased.I had other
(if not necessarily better) things to do that summer, so I never made it to the
movie theater.If I had, I probably
would have been duly entertained, notwithstanding that the ad art was something
of a bait-and-switch tactic.There isn’t
anything in the story that wouldn’t be PG-rated today, nor any “captive womenâ€
aside from the winsome Ismene.Still, I
would have been entertained by the fantasy elements of the story, including
Hercules’ fight with a shape-shifting god, Proteus, who looks like an elderly
man one minute, and then a lion, a vulture, a flame, and a horned monster the
next.As a kid, I had been disappointed
that some of the Italian-made Hercules, Goliath, and Samson sagas turned out to
be quasi-historical movies with no supernatural content, so I would have
welcomed the comic-book vibe of “Hercules and the Captive Women.â€I wasn’t familiar with Reg Park, who had been
Mr. Universe in 1951 and 1959, and later would become Arnold Schwarzenegger’s friend
and mentor in competitive bodybuilding, but I did know the gorgeous Fay
Spain.Fay guest-starred in nearly every
Western and Private Eye TV show in the late ‘50s and early ‘60s, sometimes
playing a good girl, sometimes a bad one.As in “Hercules and the Captive Women,†she was memorably sultry in
bad-girl roles.I definitely would not
have name-checked Gian Maria Volantè, nor probably would have any other casual
filmgoer in 1963.As the king of Sparta
in the scene where the monarchs assemble to argue the Atlantis problem, he has
seventeenth billing in the cast list.He swaggers and sneers through his two minutes of screen time as
flamboyantly as Sir Laurence Olivier playing royalty from Shakespeare.Maybe the classically trained Italian actor
was hoping the role, even if a minor one, would be a step up to bigger things.
But his breakout part, as the central villain in “A Fistful of Dollars,†was
still three years away.
The Film Detective’s Blu-ray special edition offers “Hercules
and the Captive Women†in the sort of dressed-to-the-nines package usually
reserved for more prestigious films.The
print is a 4K restoration from the original 35mm negative.If not as sharp as a transfer from today’s
digital prints of FX spectacles like “Wonder Woman 1984,†it’s nevertheless a
vast improvement over the way the film used to show up dismally on TV and
VHS.The always-informative Tim Lucas
provides audio commentary, and a new mini-documentary, “Hercules and the
Conquest of Cinema,†nicely summarizes the history of the peplum genre.There’s also an illustrated booklet by C.
Courtney Joyner, and, almost like the second feature on a double-bill, the
complete episode of “Mystery Science Theater 3000†from 1992 that made fun of
the movie.Predictably, Tom Servo,
Gypsy, and Crow are ready with a joke whenever Hercules and Antinea mention
“Uranus.â€At least “Uranus†is always
good for a laugh.After thirty years,
the other wisecracks involving “Bonanza,†Bob Dylan, “A Chorus Line,†and other
pop-culture relics will be as inscrutable to younger viewers as the ancient
inscriptions on the Parthenon.
"RETRO-ACTIVE: REVIEWS FROM THE CINEMA RETRO ARCHIVES"
BY LEE PFEIFFER
One retro movie that has not shown up on television is the 1972 screen adaptation of Philip Roth's notorious 1969 bestseller Portnoy's Complaint. The book was the subject of worldwide debate, praise and derision. The plot tells of a Jewish New Yorker's confessions to his analyst regarding his inner most fears, sexual fantasies and embarrassments. The book's content was truly shocking for its day, largely due to its unabashed depiction of young Portnoy's sexual obsessions that results in his having an erotic encounter with a piece of liver that later serves as the entree in the family dinner. The book traces Portnoy's "progression" into a series of failed relationships with women as he battles unrealistic sexual expectations, impotence and a constant sense of guilt due to his relationship with his overbearing, dominating mother. He seems to strike gold when he meets Mary Jane, a vivacious, if empty-headed young woman who is nick-named The Monkey because of her ability to carry out seemingly impossible sexual positions. Portnoy feels he has found the perfect woman: someone who lives for sex and who eschews traditional relationships. However, even this scenario turns sour when Mary Jane begins to pressure him to marry her, a quest that leads to unexpected tragedy. Roth's novel was praised universally by critics who found his ability to blend social and ethnic satire into what is essentially a penetrating look at the modern sexual psyche. Suddenly, women were being defined by their permissiveness and men were supposed to be supermen in the sack. Most of the controversy, however, stemmed from Roth's scathing dissection of how Portnoy's Jewish background becomes a virtual anchor around his neck, always haunting him with feelings of guilt despite the fact that he outrages his parents by proclaiming his atheism.
The film version of Portnoy's was met with universal scorn by both critics and the public. The main complaint about Complaint was that the brilliant screenwriter Ernest Lehman, who adapted the novel and made his directorial debut with this production, fell flat in conveying the wit of Roth's printed words onto the silver screen. It's a valid observation. Even today, Portnoy just seems like a smarmy dirty joke that goes on for an hour and a half, devoid of any real laughs or social observations. The scenes of Portnoy's obsession with masturbation as a teenager are cringe-inducing, as his family is subjected to his moans of pleasure from behind the bathroom door. (The notorious liver sequence is, fortunately, only described, not depicted.) Also, the scene in which an easy neighborhood girl's sexual encounter with young Portnoy results in his being blinded through emission of bodily fluids, is also rendered somewhat tame. However, these are about the only occasions when Lehman uses good taste. The rest of the film is a mish mosh of foul language, abusive relationships and awkwardly filmed fantasy sequences in which Portnoy is called to account by God. The film's modest storyline did not stop Warner Brothers from providing a sizable budget with locations filmed in Greece, Italy and Israel (in the latter sequence, Portnoy has a disastrous encounter with a free-spirited Israeli woman.) Curiously, the high budget didn't preclude some of the worst rear screen projection sequences seen in this era. Despite its many flaws, however, the movie has some aspects that can be recommended. Richard Benjamin has the unenviable task of playing the unlikable protagonist and he does a fine job. His ability to alternate between comedy and pathos was always his most enviable talent and the film's failures can't be laid at his doorstep. Similarly, Karen Black as Mary Jane gives one of the best performances of her career as the rough-around-the-edges woman of loose morals who pays tragically for her desire to want a fulfilling, loving relationship. The most distasteful sequences are those of Portnoy in the company of his aging, whining parents. Jack Somack is convincing as the grumpy dad whose daily battle with constipation has turned him into an ogre. However, Lee Grant is woefully miscast as the stereotypical Jewish mother. As Roger Ebert observed in his review of the film, the part cried out for Shelley Winters. Young Jill Clayburgh makes an impression as the Israeli object of Portnoy's perverted desire. Michel Legrand provides a typically lush, romantic score that seems oddly out of place in this most unromantic of movies, but there are some grace-saving scenes of Gotham in the early '70s that provide some entertaining distractions.
The Warner Archive has released Portnoy's Complaint as a burn to order title. Quality is very good on all counts, though there are no extras. The movie is the kind of curiosity that retro movie lovers will want to examine if for no other reason than to see one of the most groundbreaking films in terms of permissiveness of sexual situations and language.
Despite changing social tastes and values, America's love affair with Bob Hope ensured he continued his successful movie career throughout the 1960s, albeit with diminishing results. Perhaps the nadir of Hope's work on the big screen during this period is the 1965 production "I'll Take Sweden", yet another sex-themed comedy of the era that can only be described as flaccid. Hope plays Bob Holcomb, a successful business executive and widower who is trying to provide a moral upbringing for his teenage daughter Jojo (Tuesday Weld.) However, Bob's viewpoints on the sexual revolution border on Puritanical. The most important mission in his life is preserving his daughter's virginity until she marries. When the film opens, Jojo and her ne're do well boyfriend Kenny Klinger (Frankie Avalon) announce to him that the intend to wed very soon, a prospect that sends Bob into a state of panic. Jojo isn't employed and Kenny's "occupation" is as an occasional rock 'n roll singer. The couple intends to live off the grand sum of a $1200 inheritance that Kenny was bequeathed by a relative. Unable to convince Jojo to change her mind, he makes the drastic decision to accept a company transfer to Sweden to ensure she and Kenny can no longer maintain a relationship, a reminder of what life was in the pre-internet era. Upon arriving in Stockholm, Bob finds his own love life improving, as he begins dating co-worker Karin Granstedt (Dina Merrill). However, another employee, Erik Carlson (Jeremy Slate), a handsome young man, is immediately smitten by Jojo- and his intentions aren't pure. Things heat up when Bob plans a short vacation with Karin and tells Jojo he is going away on a business trip. Jojo uses the opportunity to give in to Erik's request that they plan a romantic getaway. As you might imagine, both father and daughter and their respective dates end up at the same resort. Adding to the absurdities is the arrival of Kenny, who just happened to be working a gig- in Sweden! This all leads to one of those bedroom farce-style finales in which everyone runs from room to room either trying to catch or hide from each other.
"I'll Take Sweden" plays out like an extended episode of a sitcom from the era. It has cheesy production values and uses poor stock footage and rear screen projection techniques to represent "Sweden". The film is yet another example of how Hollywood studios tried to capitalize on the blossoming youth movement in popular culture. However, as usual, the task was assigned to older people who didn't have a clue as to what was actually going on with the demographic they hoped to sell the film to, although they are sensible enough to include the requisite beach party scenes in order to show off the latest bikini styles. The representations of a wild youth party are so tame, you almost expect June Cleaver to walk in with a tray of milk and cookies. Even more ridiculous is Hope's paranoia about any aspect of premarital sex involving his daughter, who looks a bit mature to be doted over in such a manner. (Perhaps that's because Tuesday Weld was already 22 years-old when the film was made.) Directed by sitcom veteran Frederic De Cordova and scripted in part by Arthur Marx (Groucho's son), the film must have been embarrassing to experience even in 1965. Frankie Avalon gets to croon one of the worst title songs in the history of cinema and the only saving grace is Hope's ability to toss off one of his trademark wisecracks. Occasionally they land on target and provide a few seconds of respite from this dud that is a comedy in name only.
Bob Hope fans and masochists can view the film on Amazon Prime (free, if you are a subscriber.)
The film can also be ordered on Blu-ray from Amazon by clicking here.