BY LEE PFEIFFER
Horror films have long been the inspiration for big screen comedies, though precious few have mined enough genuine laughs to gain status beyond the "B" movie level. For every "Young Frankenstein", there are ten "Hillbillies in a Haunted House". Screenwriter and actor Rudy De Luca, who had written the marvelous screenplays for Mel Brooks' "Silent Movie" and "High Anxiety", was eager to take the next logical career step and try his hand at directing. The property was his own invention, a contemporary horror spoof titled "Transylvania 6-5000", a play on the classic Glenn Miller song "Pennsylvania 6-5000". He secured a very modest budget of $3 million with the unusual proviso that he had to shoot the film on location in Yugoslavia (this was apparently due to financial considerations held by backers of the production.) De Luca secured the services of some up-and-coming young talent and was off on his quest to make a hit. De Luca's script finds Jack Harrison (Jeff Goldblum) and his colleague Gil Turner (Ed Begley, Jr.) as "journalists" for a National Enquirer-like exploitation rag. Their grumpy boss (Norman Fell in a cameo) sends the reluctant duo off to Transylvania to pursue alleged sightings of Frankenstein. It makes no difference whether there is any evidence of these sensational claims, as the boss just wants a big story that will appeal to gullible readers. Once in Transylvania, the writers immediately cross paths with a variety of eccentric and/or menacing characters that lead to increasingly incredible adventures involving a mad doctor (Joseph Bologna), a snarky hotel manager (Jeffrey Jones), a femme fatale (Geena Davis, wearing a Vampira-like costume throughout), a female accomplice (Carol Kane) and some kooky servants (Michael Richards and John Byner). The evidence leads to suggestions that Frankenstein may exist, along with the Wolfman, but getting to the explanation requires the viewer to sit through endless manic, but unfunny comedic setups. There may be an occasional guffaw along the way but, in general, the film is a total misfire.Seldom have so many formidable talents been so squandered.
Kino Lorber has released a Blu-ray edition of the movie that includes a commentary track by De Luca and Steve Haberman, who was a visual consultant on the movie. Here's where things become interesting. While the film itself is a dud, having De Luca and Haberman return to the scene of the crime, so to speak, makes for a highly enjoyable and candid commentary track. De Luca and Haberman don't regard the film as an artistic failure and point out that it made a slight profit and seems to have built a cult following over the years. But De Luca reflects on the obstacles he had to overcome as a first-time director, including having to fire his first assistant director shortly after filming began. He also says that the movie didn't benefit much from the Yugoslavian locations except for the presence of some imposing ancient buildings. (Haberman correctly points out that the village they shot most of the movie in actually looked as phony as a theme park setting.) De Luca had to commit to completing the entire movie in only 30 days, which would be a Herculean task for even a seasoned director. He had to get many complex scenes done on the first or second take, no matter how unsatisfying the result was because the budget wouldn't support the normal number of takes. He had no access to a studio and had to make due with existing interiors in local buildings that were often ill-suited to the action he had to film. Additionally, he had some temperamental actors, with Begley griping about his directorial choices and Carol Kane forming a dislike for Joseph Bologna because he manhandled her roughly in a key scene. He also had to contend with employing many local actors for small roles who could not speak English. As he comments on the film, he points out that some scenes that were to have been shot at night in a shroud of fog had to be filmed in broad daylight, which was obviously not very atmospheric for a monster movie. The commentary track is especially useful for aspiring young filmmakers who are given fair warning about the factors they will have to overcome when making a movie for a major studio. Happily, De Luca and Haberman survived the experience and went on to bigger and better things, including future collaborations with Mel Brooks, although De Luca has not directed another film since. Still, upon learning the background of the troubled production, you have give the man kudos for finishing the movie on time and on budget.
The Kino Lorber Blu-ray looks very good indeed and also includes the two original trailers, several TV spots and a gallery of trailers for other KL releases. This is one title that is dispensable as a main feature, but worth getting due to the merits of the commentary track.
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