BY LEE PFEIFFER
There is an old joke about a brain surgeon who must call a plumber to fix a broken pipe that is flooding his basement in the middle of the night. The plumber arrives and quickly fixes the problem then hands the brain surgeon a bill for his services. The brain surgeon's eyes open wide and he says, "I'm a brain surgeon and I don't get paid this much money for only a few minutes work!" To which the plumber replies, "Neither did I when I was a brain surgeon". The joke unveils a common truth: that even the most sophisticated and educated person can find themselves helpless and dependent upon an everyday person who has more useful skills in terms of day-to-day living. This is the message that forms the basis of "The Admirable Crichton", a 1957 British film adapted from the 1902 stage production by "Peter Pan" author J.M. Barrie. Given that the story is a barbed poke at England's snooty days of old obsession with social status, Barrie's play, which opened when such societal prejudices were in full force, must have raised some eyebrows among the Reform Club set.
Kenneth More stars as the titular character, a devoted butler in the household of widower Lord Henry Loam (Cecil Parker), who presides over his country manor like a reigning monarch. However, Lord Loam has some progressive ideas and feels guilty that he doesn't even know the names of some of his lower-rung household staff. He orders that his three daughters Catherine (Mercy Haystead), Agatha (Miranda Connell) and Mary (Sally Ann Howes) join him in participating in a radical idea: they will devote an afternoon tea to getting to know the entire household staff, address them by name and wait on them. The girls are appalled at the concept and so is Crichton, who, as head butler, has the most esteemed position among the staff, as he also serves as Loam's personal valet. Crichton is a bit of a snob himself, as he doesn't want his status at the top of the pecking order to being jeopardized by the introduction of democracy to the household. The event is a miserable failure and ends prematurely due to everyone involved feeling awkward. Adding to Loam's woes is the arrest of Catherine, who had bypassed the social gathering to visit London, where she was charged with participating in a riot caused by a protest march by suffragettes. Wracked by the shame of the incident, Loam heeds Crichton's advice to set sail on the family yacht to the South Pacific until the scandal dies down. The group is joined on the holiday by two potential suitors, Lord Ernest Woolley (Ernest Harper) and a clergyman, John Treherne (Jack Watling.)
The cruise is going pleasantly enough when a brutal storm erupts, forcing everyone into two lifeboats. The boat carrying the girls, their suitors, Lord Loam and Critchton ends up beaching on an uninhabited small island. They have one addition to their group: a lowly housemaid named Tweeny (Diane Cilento), a sweet young woman from the other side of the tracks who is unsophisticated in the ways of the world. Despite the dire circumstances, Critchton is expected to carry on with his duties as though he is back in England, serving up meager rations while dressed in formal attire. It soon becomes apparent, however, that the group will need fire, shelter, food and water and everyone is helpless when it comes to finding these necessities. That is, except Crichton, who steps to the fore and through personal knowledge and common sense, manages to keep everyone warm and well-fed by adapting to the elements. The story then jumps ahead two years and we find the castaways still stranded but living in relative luxury, thanks to Crichton's ingenuity. In a scenario that mirrors other far-fetched castaway tales from Disney's "Swiss Family Robinson" to "Gilligan's Island", the stranded group have erected fabulous living quarters that are furnished with luxuries that were salvaged from the sinking yacht that had washed up near the beach. We find Crichton has, by acclamation, been voted to serve as "Governor" of the island. Everyone is merry and the old social prejudices have broken down with the castaways engaging each other on a first name basis. In fact, the combination of sun, sand and a democratic society has everyone giddy and content. With Critchton as the group's leader and savior, the sisters vie for his attentions, with Mary especially smitten by him. However, Tweeny and Crichton have also formed a special bond, with Tweeny having improved her knowledge and vocabulary thanks to tutoring by Crichton. She and Mary are the main contenders to be Crichton's bride. When he finally chooses who he will marry, the ceremony is interrupted by the unexpected arrival of a rescue ship. Once back in London, the social order returns to its former status with all the inherent prejudices. Crichton must bear the humiliation of watching Lord Loam and the other male castaways brag to their friends that they were the key players in keeping the group alive and well. Ever the loyal butler, Crichton keeps the truth to himself, but he does have a strategy to free himself from the humiliating circumstances and finally find happiness.
The film was adapted for the screen by Vernon Harris and Lewis
Gilbert, who also directed. The movie is a sheer delight from start to
finish, with witty dialogue and superb performances by one and all.
However, there is no doubt that Kenneth More dominates the production
with his wonderful performance as the unflappable Crichton. More was
well-known throughout his career to cinema-goers worldwide, but he was
an iconic presence in British cinema, able to deliver highly dramatic
performances as well as memorable comedic ones. As Crichton, More has
one of the best roles of his career. The movie has a lush look to it at a
time when many British productions were low budget "kitchen sink"
dramas. The producers wisely opted to film the island scenes in the
Bahamas instead of utilizing plastic palm trees on a studio set and the
movie is greatly enhanced by the Technicolor cinematography of Wikie
Cooper. Response to the movie was very good indeed and was a major
stepping stone in Lewis Gilbert's career. (Incidentally, there are any
number of connections to the future James Bond film series. Gilbert
would go on to direct three Bond films, editor Peter Hunt would join the
Bond franchise and eventually direct "On Her Majesty's Secret Service",
special effects man Wally Veevers would join the Bond production team,
sound editor John Glen would edit and direct Bond films and actress
Diane Cilento would marry Sean Connery.)
Twilight Time has released a region-free Blu-ray edition of "The
Admirable Crichton" with a gorgeous transfer. )The print used for
mastering is from the American release and bares the alternate title
"Paradise Lagoon". There is an isolated score and effects track and an
illustrated collector's booklet with informative liner notes by film
historian Julie Kirgo. Highly recommended.
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