BY HANK REINEKE
As one might expect from any 1960’s James
Bond pastiche, an assortment of cool spy gadgetry is on display in Franklin
Adreon’s Dimension 5 (1966): microchips
secreted in the rear compartment of a Bulova wristwatch, a poison dart firing
pen, an exploding briefcase, and a cool bullet-firing point-and-shoot 35mm
camera. If that’s not enough – and with
possible exception of the invisible car from Die Another Day (2002) - Dimension
5 offers us one of the more ridiculous and dubious items found in any secret
agent arsenal… a “time-convertor†belt.
We’re first introduced to this device during
the film’s mildly exciting pre-credits sequence. In the first few minutes we’re treated to
what one expects from a nifty ‘60s spy thriller: a bit of a car chase, a
surprising punch-to-the mouth of a double-crossing Asian villainess and a
swooping helicopter rescue. What we do
not anticipate is agent Justin Power’s (Jeffrey Hunter) unusual means of escape
from the clutches of his pursuers. If
trapped by enemy spies, agent Powers’ need only activate the power ring on his
index finger. The ring sends a signal to
the time-convertor waist belt and instantaneously whisks him from harm’s way. This is, alas, a bit of a cop-out; a too
convenient plot device that – literally - sweeps the good guys from the forces
of evil with little suspense or effort. If
it’s any consolation, we later learn that over-use of the time-convertor belt carries
an element of danger. There is one
chance in one hundred that the user might be transported into the past or future
with no possibility of a return to the present.
Having recently watched director Adreon’s
sleepy and unsatisfying Cyborg 2087,
I must admit approaching Dimension 5
with low expectation. Happily, my fear
was unfounded as the team at United Pictures Corp. managed to cobble together a
reasonably viable 60s’ spy thriller chock full of the genre’s stock
accoutrements. Screenplay duties were
handled by Arthur C. Pierce, more noted for his contributions to
science-fiction films than espionage tales. Pierce’s “original†screenplay borrows freely from the James Bond EON
playbook, especially that of Goldfinger
(1964) which was then a recent blockbuster Though the set designs of art
director Paul Sylos for Cyborg 2087
were not only unimaginative but practically non-existent, he manages to redeem
himself on Dimension 5. His martini-cool design of the multi-level
combination office-control room-wet bar at Espionage,
Inc. is a perfect example of 60’s lounge elegance. Cinematographer Alan Stensvold’s work here is
also measurably glossier than demonstrated in Cyborg 2087. Though Paul
Dunlap’s score is serviceable, it’s not particularly memorable. His soundtrack features no musical cues or bravado
fanfares worthy of James Bond’s John Barry or of Matt Helm Messrs. Bernstein,
Montenegro or Schifrin.
In still another tip-of-the-hat to the cash
cow Bond film formula, Dimension 5
offers us both an ersatz “M†(Donald Woods as “Kaneâ€) and an ersatz “Q†(Jon
Lormer as “the Professorâ€). This is
alternate-universe, “bizarro world†Bond. If James Bond’s cover was that as an agent of Universal Exports, Justin
Power’s converse cover is that of an associate of California Imports, Inc. There are some Playboy-era woeful, groan-producing double entendres sprinkled
throughout. Boss Kane and agent Powers
engage in a bit of locker room talk when the spy lustily describes female
fellow agent Ki Ti Tsu (aka “Kittyâ€) (actress France Nuyen) as a “penetrating
study.†Kane lasciviously concurs with
his agent’s assessment and – obviously ignoring the parameters of Espionage, Inc. policies on sexual
harassment – tells Powers to “school†his standoffish new partner on “a
horizontal curve.†Wink, wink.
Powers and Kitty’s mission is to search out the
feared and secretive underworld figure known alternately as both “Mr. B†and
“Big Buddha.†“Mr. B†is, perhaps
unsurprisingly, portrayed by none other than Harold Sakata, (yes, Oddjob himself), the iconic henchman to
Gert Fröbe’s Goldfinger. “Mr. B†is, as explained,
an unpleasant and unreasonable sort of fellow. His dossier claims him as the former head of Peking’s secret police as
well as the leader of a sinister crime syndicate known throughout the
underworld as the Dragon Organization. The Hong Kong office of the good guys
suspects the Dragons are planning a major terrorist operation. It’s in this belief that they’re holding one person-of-interest
in custody, the belligerent and uncooperative Mr. Chang (Gerald Jann). “Mr. B†is, perhaps, the ultimate Scrooge: we
learn he’s threatening to ruin everyone’s favorite winter holiday by destroying
all of Los Angeles via a Christmas Day Hydrogen Bomb attack. Just as Goldfinger smuggled in the components
of two “atomic devices†into the U.S. via a series of couriers, so has Big
Buddha brought in the various machineries to assemble his H-Bomb.
If Goldfinger’s scheme was to wreck the U.S.
and world economies by radiating the gold supply of Fort Knox, Big Buddha’s
scheme – described here as a “fantastic red plot†and also, not coincidentally,
orchestrated by Chinese Communists – is a call for the removal of all Allied
forces from Southeast Asia. Mr. B’s more
political and personally less pocket-lining threat is not an empty one. His warehouse on a waterfront pier is already
stockpiled with the necessary canisters of deadly Unranium-238, brought in undetected
via a Japanese freighter and secreted in satchels of imported rice.
Sadly, the third billed Sakata has surprisingly little to do here and poses no physical menace to agents Powers and Kitty. He sits inexplicably wheelchair bound and shirtless in the film’s final scenes. Though he’s a native born English language speaker, Sakata is peculiarly dubbed in the single scene requiring him to speak. As the screenplay gives him little in the way of a Shakespearean monologue to impart, it’s odd the actor is dubbed for his brief dialogue scene. I suppose it’s fitting that following his iconic turn as Oddjob, big boss Sakata now has a henchman of his own, Genghis (Lee Kolima), a physically imposing bald, hulking brute. As was the case with Harold “Tosh Togo†Sakata, the near 280 pound Kolima was born on the island of Hawaii and first made a name for himself wrestling professionally. Genghis is dispatched easily enough and in homage to his celebrated demise in Goldfinger, the soon-to-be vanquished Sakata treats us to another of his signature face-first falls onto the floor.
There are the stereotypical duplicitous Asian caricatures throughout. Is Cantonese restaurateur Kim Fong (Kam Tong) friend or foe? He does seems awfully reluctant to share what he knows with agent Powers about the mysterious “Big Buddha.†Is Nancy Ho (actress Linda Ho) a Fong associate (and an occasional bed partner of the apparently irresistible Justin Powers) a genuine friend or a double agent? Are all bad tippers at Fong’s restaurant given an explosive laden incense pot as a gift when finished with their meals? The only way to find out for sure is to give Dimension 5 a spin in your Blu-ray player.
The Kino Lorber Studio Classics Blu-Ray edition of the sci-fi spy thriller Dimension 5 is offered here in 1920x1080p and with an aspect ratio of 1:85:1. The print from which the Blu-ray is mastered is crisp and colorful. Though there is occasional black speckling present amidst the grain, it’s nothing that will take you out of the experience. Supplements include an audio commentary by Matt Owensby and John Robinson of Videodrome, described here as the last video rental store in the greater Atlanta area, and one Gideon Kennedy. The set includes eight chapter selections and a generous gallery that features the original theatrical trailers for Modesty Blaise, When Eight Bells Toll, The Satan Bug, The File of the Golden Goose, and The Holcraft Covenant.
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