Here's another good one from whoever the lunkhead is employed by Cablevision of central New Jersey to write up descriptions of movies being shown that week.
Babe, Pig in the City: "A farmer's wife and her young porker are detained in a city rooming house with a menagerie."
Keep in mind, someone gets paid to write these! We can just imagine their synopsis for Gone With the Wind: "A poor southern belle uses curtains for a dress."