By Lee Pfeiffer
The Scorpion DVD label has released the notorious 1976 British horror flick I Don't Want to Be Born under its American title, The Devil Within Her (It was also known as Sharon's Baby). It's easy to see why this cult movie has gained its reputation, as its a real hoot. Joan Collins stars as Lucy, a one-time London stripper who gives up her wild lifestyle in favor of a more sedate life. She marries a successful Italian businessman, Gino (Ralph Bates) and finds herself pregnant immediately after their wedding night. Trouble is, she suspects the real father is actually her sleazy ex-boyfriend Tommy (John Steiner), who she slept with the night before her wedding in order to have one final fling. Things are moving along swimmingly with the happy couple living the good life in a tony section of London. However, when Lucy goes into labor, the process of giving birth proves to be particularly agonizing, causing speculation that it was almost as if the baby did not want to be born. Nevertheless, she takes home a healthy, if robust 12 pound baby boy. Immediately strange and disturbing things start to happen. Visitor are injured and Lucy herself is scratched severely by the baby. Strange noises come from his nursery and furniture in the room is inexplicably tossed about.Before long, the mayhem results in people disappearing while others are killed under strange circumstances. Lucy is terrified to be alone with her own baby, as she is convinced he is possessed by the devil. The fear is not unwarranted, as she recalls having her pregnancy cursed by a sex-crazed dwarf whose attentions she once spurned. (I'm not making any of this up, folks.) The film borrows so heavily from two horror classics it should have been titled Rosemary's Exorcist. Yes,
there is an exorcism performed by Lucy's sister-in-law, an Italian nun
(Eileen Atkins).
Veteran Hammer films director Peter Sasdy
throws in every cliche the genre has to offer, although he does do a good job of maximizing actual locations in London, which at least lends some atmosphere to the production. His biggest challenge is insurmountable in that, while you can coach even an angelic child actor to appear menacing (a la The Omen), you can't give direction to an infant. Thus, Sasdy has to resort to some unintentionally funny gimmicks such as showing a glimpse of the super-tyke's arm as he assails innocent people who are only trying to "koochy koo" him. Meanwhile, when the camera comes back to focus on the baby, he looks as menacing as a coffee table. What makes the film so much fun is the determination of the cast to play it straight, as though they were performing in an erstwhile production at the Old Vic. Collins is gorgeous, of course, but has to contend with a deadlier enemy than her demonic baby: the styles of the 1970s. Thus, she goes through the proceedings often sporting a hair style that appears to emulate that of George Washington. Sasdy does, however, provide the prerequisite Collins scene in which she is shown in "stockings and suspenders", as the Brits would say and we do get a gloriously torrid and superfluous love scene between her and Bates. Sasdy also breaks up the laughs by centering other scenes at a strip club as an excuse to show plenty of T&A. Joining Collins onscreen is an impressive cast that occasionally manages to make the viewer begin to take the proceedings somewhat seriously. Donald Pleasence, cast as Lucy's sympathetic but bewildered doctor, is as compelling as ever, managing to steal every scene even while underplaying. Eileen Atkins also delivers a fairly admirable performance as the much-troubled nun trying to save her sister-in-law and ultra sexy Caroline Munro makes a few welcome appearances as Lucy's best friend. Cult favorite John Steiner is amusingly over-the-top as the villainous boyfriend who may have sired the son of Satan.The film's appeal as a camp classic remains intact and despite its flaws, remains a thoroughly enjoyable romp- if even for the wrong reasons.
Scorpion's DVD edition includes an original TV spot and a very entertaining recent interview with Steiner, who tells funny stories about the legions of B movies he has starred in. (He even gets a plug in for his new career as a real estate agent). Unfortunately, Steiner doesn't remember much about the making of this film, but he does render some fascinating anecdotes about others he has appeared in. The DVD also has an optional introduction by Katarina Leigh Waters, who I understand is a professional wrestler. I'm not sure how this qualifies her to introduce a horror film, but she does a fine job, providing some interesting facts about the production as well as some eye candy. In the tradition of Elvira, Waters also hosts other horror films for the label. The DVD also features a trailer gallery of other Scorpion releases.
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