Fox, in association with Tim Burton, have landed the rights to the novel Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, in which Honest Abe is transformed into a revenge-obsessed vigilante who hunts down the vampires who killed his mother. We're not making this up, folks. Burton will produce the pic, which had been the object of intense bidding among studios. We're saving our money to bid on the rights to Herbert Hoover: Male Prostitute. For more click here