By Lee Pfeiffer
Since we're in the age of wacky conspiracy theories (i.e. the moon landing never took place, President Bush blew up the World Trade Center, President Obama isn't a citizen...), we're happy to contribute the latest food for thought: are George Clooney (seen here in Syriana mode) and Hamas chief Khaled Meshaal one and the same? Ridiculous, you say? The devilish Hollywood liberal Clooney has appropriated Marlon Brando's makeup techniques from The Godfather by stuffing his jaw with cotton in order to distort his cheeks - but it doesn't fool us! Crazy, you say? Then explain why you never see Clooney and Meshaal at the same social event...