We always love to report on the latest doings of our favorite Hollywood anti-intellectual, Sharon Stone. Yes, she's still a head-turner, but the most admirable thing about her is her ability to continue to get public appearance fees despite the fact she hasn't had a box-office hit since Bill Clinton was presidential timber. Stone was among a group of celebs imported into Turkey to make appearances at the opening of a new resort. The Turks realized they had gotten a real turkey when Stone couldn't pronounce "Azerbaijan", despite having a teleprompter and then began chanting Chaka Khan!" without explanation. For more, read Page Six's account by clicking here