Mike Thomas looks at a new book by an old friend.
When I
first moved to Los Angeles
about a dozen years ago, the one person I wanted to meet was Robert Relyea.
Now, this may seem like an odd choice since his is hardly a household name, but
Bob Relyea’s credit was on just about every one of my favorite movies growing
up. And if you’re reading Cinema Retro, the odds are these films are favorites
of yours as well - “The Alamo,†“The Magnificent Seven,†“West Side Story,â€
“The Great Escape,†and “Bullitt,†to name a few of the classic movies he
worked on.His
nominal title on a picture like “The Great Escape†was assistant to the
producer but this hardly begins to describe what he actually contributed to that
film. He scouted locations, he was the production manager, directed all the
night scenes (because John Sturges didn’t like working nights), he even flew
the plane that James Garner piloted in the film and was courageous enough to
take on the hazardous job of stunt pilot when the plane needed to
crash. Oh, and that immortal shot of Steve McQueen jumping the barbed wire
fence on his motorcycle? Yup, Bob Relyea directed that.
They say
it’s best not to meet your heroes, that they will only let you down. Well, as
usual “they†are wrong. I finally got to meet Mr. Relyea and it has been one of
the great pleasures of my life to be able to call him my friend. A finer, more
decent man I have never met and he is also one of the best storytellers I have ever
had the pleasure of knowing. Now, with the publication of his memoirs of a life
in the motion picture industry, “Not So Quiet on the Set,†you, too, have the
opportunity to meet Robert Relyea and I urge you to do yourself a great favor
and read one of the funniest and most moving books about the movie industry I
have ever read. The
style of the book perfectly captures the voice of the man I know - understated,
honest, slightly amazed at the things he has seen and been a part of, and full
of a puckish wit that infuses the incredible goings on. And what a cast of
characters! Grace Kelly, Marlon Brando, Elvis, John Wayne, Richard Widmark,
Frank SInatra, Steve McQueen, Audrey Hepburn, Shirley MacLaine, James Garner,
June Allyson, Yul Brynner, Burt Lancaster, Charles Bronson, James Coburn, Cliff
Robertson, David McCallum and Peter Sellers, even the Beatles make an
appearance. And the
directors he’s worked with are here as well - Vincente Minnelli, William Wyler,
Robert Wise, Blake Edwards, Peter Yates, Mark Rydell and his mentor, the great
John Sturges. In fact, the story about how Sturges happened to make “Bad Day at
Black Rock†is worth the price of admission alone, as they used to say. It’s
hard to pick out a favorite anecdote, they are all so well told, but there are
a couple of stories about the making of “The Alamo†that are priceless,
including one about Relyea having a conversation with John Wayne as a horse
proceeded to bite the Duke on the ass. Wayne
turned around and socked his equine attacker squarely on the snout without
missing a beat in the conversation with Relyea. And this was years before Mongo
in “Blazing Saddles!†“I realized then,†Bob once told me, “He wasn’t
acting. He really WAS John Wayne!â€
“The Alamo†provides the book with some of its funniest
moments as well as one of the most dramatic. During the long, arduous shoot,
Relyea developed a bleeding ulcer that came within minutes of killing him.
Thanks to the blood transfusions of the many stuntmen on the film, he survived,
thanks to the massive infusions of stuntmen’s blood, almost all of it laced
with copious amounts of tequila, Jack Daniels and Scotch. In fact, there’s a
funny story that Bob Relyea once told me about that film, that isn’t in the
book so I won’t be giving anything away if I recount it here. “On the first day
of shooting, one of my responsibilities was to watch Duke play the scene,
since they didn’t have video monitors in those days for him to look at after
the shot was completed. Well, I got so pre-occupied with the set-up and and
everything that I didn’t notice until we all saw the dailies that because he
had lived so long with this project, Duke not only knew his lines, but knew
every other actor’s lines in the scene as well. And when we saw the dailies,
there he was, silently mouthing the other actor’s lines as they were delivering
them. I was so focused on everything else, I missed it, and I can assure you
that I caught hell for that one!â€