It was a mission steeped in top secrecy that would be worthy of James Bond - and even the invitation read "Shhh...." The plot had been hatched months ago and was successfully carried out last night at Aquavit, a popular Swedish restaurant off Park Avenue in New York City. The victim was lured into the trap with the assistance of a beautiful double agent- his own wife. The occasion: a surprise 80th birthday party for Sir Roger Moore. With Sir Roger on a whirlwind international schedule, his wife Lady Kristina thought it would be a good idea to celebrate his recent milestone birthday with a small intimate gathering of friends and colleagues. The main problem is how to insure that a man with an ever-changing schedule of international travel could be relied upon to show up at a specific place and time. The dinner was planned to coincide with an event Sir Roger was committed to attend- a ceremony at the United Nations today in which he will be honored by dignitaries for his tireless work on behalf of UNICEF. Despite the best plans, there was always the chance something could have gone wrong. The ten invited guests, which included Cinema Retro's Gareth Owen and Lee Pfeiffer, gathered in a private dining room to await Sir Roger and Lady Christina's arrival. It was up to Lady Kristina to insure the man of the hour arrived on time - no small feat considering his constantly-changing schedule.
Yet, at 7:30 sharp we were alerted by the restaurant staff that the Moores had arrived. As Sir Roger was ushered into the dining room, a chorus of Happy Birthday broke out. If the sudden chanting didn't alarm him, than the off-key quality of the singing certainly must have. Sir Roger admitted he was "Gobsmacked" and had been completely tricked into believing he was attending a quiet dinner with his wife. The evening was low-key but filled with laughs and allowed Sir Roger to relax a bit. He had only just come in from Los Angeles where he was honored by the Thalians in a ceremony that reunited him with Bond girls Maud Adams, Gloria Hendry and Lois Chiles. As the wine and Schnapps flowed freely, so did the humor - most of it at Roger's expense, though he proved he could toss out plenty of his own barbs. Lee Pfeiffer lobbed the old Henny Youngman line at him, "When Roger was born, the Dead Sea was only sick!" to which Sir Roger replied...well, it's best left unprinted.