We know, we know...our website is generally dedicated to news items at least bearing some tangible link to films or personalities of classic TV and cinema. But every now and then, please allow us to fall off the wagon - especially when it comes to the estranged Mrs. Sir Paul McCartney. We don't judge anyone by the mistakes of their past (not when you have the track record of the Cinema Retro staffers!). However, pretentiousness and phoniness is something that just sticks in our craw. Heather Mills always vehemently denied she posed for porn photos. When a book surfaced a hile back that showed her performing a certain act on a male model, she discounted charges she was lying by saying these photos were done for "educational" purposes. Ah, what a slave to public service! Under Mills' definition, Linda Lovelace should have been appointed as head of the Education Department. If you weren't impressed by her devotion to higher learning before, the latest photo dug up by Britain's News of the World tabloid makes it clear that her determination to enlighten the general public about anatomy was not a one-shot passion. In the new photo, Mills comes across as a regular Annie Sullivan of The Miracle Worker-generously giving her all in the name of education. We've chosen not to publish the photo on our site, but if you are as perverted as we are you can see it by clicking here. (Like there was a chance you wouldn't!) If nothing else, it should prove once and for all that the most prominent boobs in the UK are not all members of Parliament.
We hope you'll excuse us for bending our policies, but this is still the only entertainment site on the web that remains virtually free of news about Britney, Lindsay, Brad and Angelina - so give us a break. Besides, we can sort of justify the occasional Heather Mills story. After all, she was married to the guy who wrote the song for Live and Let Die and ever since Paint Your Wagon we've had a soft spot for golddiggers. - Lee Pfeiffer