BY TODD GARBARINI
The inmates are running the asylum in
Jack Sholder’s directorial debut Alone in the Dark (1982) which opened in
New York on Friday, November 19, 1982 among a smorgasbord of horror outings
that included midnight showings of George A. Romero’s then-notorious Dawn of
the Dead, Trick or Treats (which, contrary to my original
recollection, did play in my area, a fact that could have been easily
confirmed with a quick consultation of an archival copy of my local newspaper –
my bad!), the Canadian horror outing Funeral Home, the comic book pairing
of George A. Romero and Stephen King in the fun-thrilled Creepshow, the
mis-marketed Halloween III: Season of the Witch, and John Carpenter’s
then-maligned but now rightly revered The Thing. While the marketing for
Alone may hint at buckets of gore, it’s actually a fairly mild affair by
today’s (arguably low) standards. It primarily focuses on the scenario at hand
which features a group of then-unknowns pitted against an all-star cast in what
can be described as a mixture of social commentary and a send-up of killer-on-the-loose
movies. The lead characters play their roles straight despite having to utter
some truly silly dialogue worthy of anything penned by Franco Ferrini and Dario
Argento.
Dr. Dan Potter (Dwight Schultz) moves
his family into a large new house after he goes to work for Dr. Leo Bain
(Donald Pleasence) at the Haven Asylum, taking over the position from the previous
Dr. Merton. Dr. Bain, whose last name cannot help but draw smirks from those
who notice the absence of the letter “r†from his name, could easily be mistaken
for one of the patients that Haven houses, as he seems more off-the-wall than
they are. He smokes from a marijuana pipe and refers to the inmates as
“voyagersâ€. One of the “voyagers†makes the comical statement that “There are
no crazy people, doctor. We’re all just on vacation!†Yikes! It’s tough
not to get a kick out of a film that boasts a nightclub scene featuring a band
called the Sick F*cks who sing a song that has lyrics consisting solely of “Chop
chop, chop up your mother!†recited over and over again. Dr. Potter hilariously
remarks over the loud music, “I have enough insanity in my life. I don’t wanna
pay for it!â€
While a far cry from the “Do not touch
the glass, do not approach the glass†severity of Hannibal Lecter, several
of the inmates – sorry, voyagers – specifically Hawkes (Jack Palance),
Preacher (Martin Landau), and Fatty (the late Erland van Lidth, unrecognizable from
The Wanderers (1979) and from 1980’s Stir Crazy as the huge bald
inmate), had been close to Dr. Merton and erroneously believe that his absence
is a result of having been murdered by Dr. Potter. The poor doctor is now the
target of termination by the triumvirate of terrors. They manage to have their
day of reckoning when a power outage befalls the hospital and the loss of electricity
causes their normally locked cells to now be conveniently opened, thus beginning
their reign of terror. Fault tolerance was obviously not part of the institution’s
budget. Oops!
Martin Landau is very amusing as Preacher.
He looks like Fred Flintstone at the end of the “A Haunted House is Not a Homeâ€
1964 episode when Fred flips his lid and sports a meat cleaver, laughing
maniacally and chasing his relatives. I never would have expected Landau to
deliver the impressive performance he gave Woody Allen in Crimes and
Misdemeanors (1989) years later. When Potter realizes the reality of the
situation, he holes up his family in his house to save their lives, but not
before his precocious young daughter’s (Elizabeth Ward) sexy, Playboy-like
babysitter Bunky (Carol Levy) is attacked after her boyfriend is killed. The
scene of a huge knife menacing her on the bed is creepy and decidedly phallic. They
all do their best to outwit the escapees.
The film’s ending is a bit bloody,
however there is more to it than meets the eye, which is to say that it’s more
than just a slasher film in that it posits questions about “who is crazy?†along
the same lines as Milos Forman’s One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975).
Originally released on DVD in 2005, the
new Blu-ray from Scream Factory has a beautiful HD transfer and ports over the
extras from that release, minus the liner notes by horror film authority Michael
Gingold (a shame), while adding new ones. Up first is a feature-length audio
commentary with the film’s director who discusses Ronald David Lang, who ran a
famous psychiatric hospital and said that crazy people were saner than the “normalâ€
people- they had just adjusted to it. This reminds me of Claire Bloom’s line to
Julie Harris in Robert Wise’s The Haunting (1963): “You really expect me
to believe you’re sane and the rest of the world is mad?†He also talks
in-depth about the choices made by some of the actors; the challenges he
encountered working with Jack Palance; Lyn Shaye’s cameo at the film’s start;
how New Line Cinema was originally a distribution company and moved into the
production end of the business, and an interesting tidbit about Matthew
Broderick auditioning and the director, who rejected him because he thought he
was too good!
Out of the Dark – Interview with Jack
Shoulder
– A very interesting 40 minutes with the film’s director talking about his
humble beginnings and the difficulties he ran into making films in his early
days.
Mother Choppers – The Sick F*cks
Remember Alone in the Dark – For over nine minutes, Snooky, Tish
and Russell discuss their experience working on the film.
Sites in the Dark – The Locations of
Alone in the Dark – Alone was filmed in sections of northern New
Jersey in November 1981. As you can imagine, much of the locations have changed
in 40 years. At just under 12 minutes, this is a brand-new, HD-lensed tour
hosted by Michael Gingold, who did a great job with his tours of Alice,
Sweet Alice (1977) and The Changeling (1980), to name a few. For the benefit of New Jersey readers, this
time he takes us to the Skyland Manor, the Rockland Psychiatric Center, Route
46 and Bergan Turnpike, Hillsdale Plaza, Closter Plaza where the Bleeder wears
a hockey mask before Jason Voorhees did in 1983’s Friday the 13th
Part 3 In 3-D, the Englewood Police Department, Oradell, NJ (specifically
the intersection of Midland Road and Commander Black Drive where Preacher obtains
his mailman’s hat), and the Potter Family house, which is a private residence
that forbade them from filming on the property. I always love horror film
locations and this is a great piece.
Bunky Lives! – Interview with Carol
Levy – Now
a successful real estate agent in New York, Carol did a lot of toothpaste
commercials in her early career. She also talks about the few other films that
she appeared in. I appreciated her taking the time to do this, which is
something she clearly didn’t have to considering her current profession. This
runs over 16 minutes.
Still F*cking Sick – Catching
Up with the Sick F*cks – At 16 minutes, this is a piece that is ported over
from that 2005 DVD. Great for fans of this group.
Rounding out the extras are a theatrical
trailer, a TV Spot, two creepy radio spots (I miss those!) and an extensive stills
gallery.
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